uftaki | Things You Can't (or shouldn't, really) Do in an RPG

Found this off of "bad_rpers_suck"... The full list is HERE Very funny thing. XD Here are some of the ones I liked the best. XD

2. A one man band is not an appropriate bard instrument.

6. Synchronized panicking is not a proper battle plan.

15. Plan B is not automatically twice as much gunpowder as Plan A.

17. Collateral Damage Man is not an appropriate name for a super hero.
18. When surrendering I am to hand the sword over HILT first.

20. Polka is not appropriate marching music.

108. No, I do not get XP for every single crewman on that Star Destroyer.

122. The paladin's alignment is not Lawful Anal.

134. The King's Guards official name is not "The Royal Order of the Red Shirt"

180. I have neither the touch nor the power.

etc., etc... .... I think we should try doing something like this for TFBlogs... XD In the vein of the "Drinking Game"... spoofing some of the more ridiculous things that've been done on that RP. XD (Primus knows there's a wealth of goofy stuff to draw from there! ie: 62) Starscream's 'the princess'. No... I'm not going to explain that one XD)