Yet more memes?

[uftaki]

Am I a glutton for punishment? I must be. @_x; I'm opening myself up to yet ANOTHER writing meme. @_x; But.... heck, it just sounds to be so amusing. ^.^;; Snagged from a bunch of people.

Remember: there's still this drabble meme here and the 'ask questions' meme here.

Make a claim, and I'll write a drabble to a short ficlet on it. :3

28 Red Alerts

1. Naughty Red Alert done!
2. Happy Red Alert claimed!
3. Silly Red Alert claimed!
4. Angsty Red Alert
5. On-Vacation Red Alert
6. Horny Red Alert
7. Transforming Red Alert
8. Excited Red Alert
9. Book-Reading Red Alert
10. Dancing Red Alert claimed!
11. Jealous Red Alert done!
12. Turned-On Red Alert claimed!
13. Caring Red Alert
14. On-His-Knees Red Alert claimed!
15. Obedient Red Alert
16. Dominant Red Alert claimed!
17. Naive Red Alert
18. Drinking-Energon Red Alert(part 1) (Part 2) done!
19. Greedy Red Alert claimed!
20. Daring Red Alert claimed!
21. Exploring Red Alert
22. At The Beach Red Alert
23. Bath-Time Red Alert done!
24. Disheveled Red Alert
25. Exhausted Red Alert
26. Well-Shagged Red Alert
27. Kick-Ass Red Alert claimed!
28. Playing With Kids Red Alert claimed!

28 Aerialbots

1. Naughty Aerials
2. Happy Aerials claimed!
3. Silly Aerials (Part 1) (Part 2) done!
4. Angsty Aerials
5. On-Vacation Aerials
6. Horny Aerials claimed!
7. Transforming Aerials
8. Excited Aerials
9. Book-Reading Aerials
10. Dancing Aerials claimed!
11. Jealous Aerials
12. Turned-On Aerials claimed!
13. Caring Aerials
14. On-His-Knees Aerials claimed!
15. Obedient Aerials
16. Dominant Aerials
17. Naive Aerials claimed!
18. Drinking-Energon Aerials
19. Greedy Aerials
20. Daring Aerials
21. Exploring Aerials claimed!
22. At The Beach Aerials claimed!
23. Bath-Time Aerials
24. Disheveled Aerials
25. Exhausted Aerials
26. Well-Shagged Aerials done!
27. Kick-Ass Aerials
28. Playing With Kids Aerials

Comments

Bath Time Red Alert

[uftaki.livejournal.com]

Red Alert glanced around warily. It was late, so not many Autobots were up. All the better. He didn't want anyone asking too many questions. His arms laden with cleaning products, he slipped into the large room that held the Autobots' wash racks...

...and abruptly came to a halt, a startled yelp escaping him as he came face-to-face with an equally surprised Sunstreaker.

"What are you doing here?!" the smaller mech squeaked. "You don't normally come to the wash racks at this time of night!"

Sunstreaker, nowhere near as jumpy or nervous as the mech in front of him merely raised one optic ridge, and folded his arms across his chest. "I'm not going to ask how you know my 'daily routine'... but as for the first question, my idiot brother decided it would be funny to put a fresh coat of paint on my berth."

Red Alert opened his mouth, about to ask just what Sunstreaker did in retaliation for that 'prank', but didn't get far. The gold-and-ebony Lambo, well used to the other's 'eccentricities', and how to cut any accusations or speeches off, dropped his gaze to what Red Alert was holding, then peered back up at the mech. "What's all this for? Wax, polish..." Sunstreaker then smirked, his shoulders shaking faintly with a silent chuckle. "Going out on a date, are we?"

The security chief's faceplate nearly matched his helm, taking an unconcious step back. "Wh-wha...? Where did you get that idea? I'm doing nothing of the sort!" he protested anxiously.

Letting out a little snort, Sunstreaker pointed to the items Red still had cradled in his arms. "Because I've NEVER seen you interested in your appearance before. You're not coming in here just for a simple wash. And what's got you in such a knot, anyway? It's not like it's some big secret..."

If he could have, Red would have blanched. "I- it's not?"

Sunstreaker sighed. "Primus... given your sensors and all, you sure are oblivious at times. Ah well. Come on. Since I'm here and all I'll be generous and give you a few pointers. There's no way you could ever match my looks, of course… but we can get you looking decent enough. You're embarrassing enough as it is, being a Lambo, without you messing up in cleaning up, too."

Red Alert just blinked, not sure he heard, or even understood what the other Lamborghini had said just then. "I... beg your pardon… what…?"

The yellow warrior leaned in closer to the security director, optics narrowing. "I'm only offering this ONCE. Don't make me repeat myself." He then stood back, scoffing faintly. "You probably don't even know how to apply wax correctly."

Red Alert blinked. "Um… 'wax on, wax off', right?" he offered meekly.

If he were human, Sunstreaker would have rolled his eyes just then. With a small shake of his head, he placed one hand on Red's back and shoved the white-and-red Lambo towards the autowashers. "You owe me big for this one..."

Re: Bath Time Red Alert

[papyrus-quill.livejournal.com]

*sporfles* atta boy Sunny... you did good yellow one, i'm proud of you =D.

Nice job Taki.. =)

Re: Bath Time Red Alert

[uftaki.livejournal.com]

thanks :3

Re: Bath Time Red Alert

[tactile-contact.livejournal.com]

*gigglefits* ^_^ Nicely done!