Oh wow... that whole idea of Red watching Sideswipe on the monitors totally sings U2's 'Babyface' in my head.

Watching your bright blue eyes in the freeze frame
I've seen them so many times I feel like I must be your best friend
You're looking fine, so fine
Oh my, dressed up like a lovely day...

Coming home late at night to turn you on
Checking out every frame, I've got slow motion on my side
Turning it around and around
With the sound, I've got it under my control...

*growls at songfic bunnies* Nicely done! ^_^